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[27 Jan 2012|10:14am] |
Fuck you, Newt. The Moon colony has been in my Galactic Exploration proposal for months and you fucking knew it.
I'm going to have to make some calls.
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| mercutio is respectful of the dead. |
[10 Jan 2012|11:58am] |
Well, shit. Ex-girlfriends really are crazy. I've been trying to tell people for years, and now Santiago Reyes has gone and proved it for me.
Well, sort of.
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| mercutio never gives up, never surenders. |
[08 Jan 2012|01:24am] |
Attention James David:
I win.
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| mercutio is pointedly ignoring the fact that his bros are gone. |
[19 Dec 2011|06:52pm] |
JKR is a fucking Shakespearean story.
This is what I came for, friends. This is what I came for.
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| mercutio enjoys any excuse to disrobe. |
[10 Dec 2011|05:36pm] |
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I think the crucial question here is: shirt on or off?
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| mercutio is a careful and thoughtful gift-giver. |
[06 Dec 2011|07:37pm] |
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Is anybody here morally opposed to football tickets and/or private spa days.
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[05 Nov 2011|03:08pm] |
( LES BROS. )
The housekeeper left me pumpkin cinnamon rolls and apple cider this morning. I think I'm in love. Do you think her husband would be mad if I tried to marry her?
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[01 Nov 2011|11:55pm] |
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Whatever, Mercutio was a baller, even if that fucker ruined my phone.
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[28 Oct 2011|06:14pm] |
[ooc note! this entry comes after three or four posts that are clearly mercutio not understanding how the internet works.]
If this be Heaven, I dare say I prefer the coldness of the grave.
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[19 Oct 2011|06:34pm] |
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They should have just named that play Mercutio. That's what I think about my story.
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[13 Oct 2011|08:53pm] |
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That physical would have been much better if my case manager had performed it. Ah, well. At least my body is still, as the poet might say, banging.
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[02 Oct 2011|06:31am] |
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Who the fuck has a board meeting on a Sunday? I'm no expert in old, rich white dudes, but shouldn't they all be out on the back nine instead of pissing me off with the new quarter's numbers? Jesus Christ.
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